Ode to Pie - Phil France
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(for the record my favourite 
pie is the amazingly flavoursome 
Ginsters Spicy Chicken Slice)
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Send me a pie you Norwegian guy
Send me a pie you Norwegian guy
Send me a pie you Norwegian guy
Send me a pie my friend,
I'm not too shaken up, 
to find out whether I'm getting a pie tomorrow,
or even the next day.
I don't care, I just want my pie.

Give me my pie, you evil swine.
I hate it when I don't get pie.
Give me a pie,
you won't die, 
cos I need more pie in order to live
I need more pie
pie!
pie!
I need more pie
cos I need pie
I need my pie
need my pie

I really need pie
I really need pie
I really need pie
it's really nice
sometimes with chicken
sometimes with mushrooms
occasionally... with beef
But not everyone likes pie,
they're a bit weird you know...
I think they live on the sky
looking down upon us and castigating our choice of pie -
you utter, utter noodleman, you'd lick a leaning object
never seen a pie?
if you haven't seen a pie then you haven't lived!

go to see a pie!
how can you not see the pie?
it's right there, look at it
the pie...
no honestly, that pie is there.

no, it's beside the cup
just eat the pie
fuck it, eat the pie
you bastard
i hate you
why do you keep not eating pies

look. I'll eat the pie
is that OK?
I'd like to eat the pie because it's a pie
nothing can beat pie
you know that, don't you

if you don't know that you must be very very very very foolish
yes, foolish


I want more pie
will you send me pie
i weant more pie 
i want more pie
I want my fucking pie
give me a pie
give me a pie
give me a pie or your head will fly
give me my pie you little insipid insect king
give me my fucking pie
give me my pie
i want it now
i want my pie
give me my pie you little WARP finding evil brainboy
look into my head again would you,
never in a million years will you see my cranium again....